Saturday, May 1, 2010

drink em up, it's time to go...

yes really, that's my last song for the night. yes really, i will not play one more song. why?? because the state of colorado says we must have everyone out of the bar by 2, and if i play another song it makes it that much more difficult to kick your drunk ass out by 2. when choosing between keeping the bar from being shut down due to a liquor violation and keeping you happy with one more song, i'm going to choose the former. "but i've paid good money to be in this bar." did you just say you paid "good money" to be in here?? really?? did you pay a cover charge to get in here? i said, did you pay a cover charge to get in here??? no? oh, but you say you've paid a lot for your drink. you realize you are drinking coors lite don't you? you realize you paid 2 dollars for that beer don't you? so because you paid 2 dollars for your beer you want me to endanger the liquor license of this bar? no. no, i'm not going to play you one more song. go home.

ahhhh, the end of the night can be so fun some nights, but some nights it can be soooo annoying. some nights it ends with cheers, hand slaps and shoulder bumps, and some nights it ends with people being mad at me because they aren't ready to stop drinking. if the state's liquor laws are not conducive to your drinking habits at 1:45 on a thursday morning, please don't get mad a me, i just work here.

well wednesday night was 80s night, which means that all week i've had a random mix of 80s jams stuck on repeat in my head. good god, what a crazy decade!! full of crazy music, crazy denim, crazy colors, crazy hair, and crazy words. er, radical words. and how crazy to have lived through it as a hormonal youth!! how did i ever survive??

well here's a few pics from wednesday night. thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to akinz boardwear for the shades! the outfits were awesome!!













2 comments:

  1. baaahahahahaa that was probably my drunk ass with the coors lite hassling ya mahahahaa

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